10-27-09

At this very moment, Ella is napping with a life-size headshot cutout of Star Jones because she won't let it out of her sight. THANKS, ERIC.... you big poop. Well, at least this Star Jones doesn't talk. Thank goodness for small favors. /end snark

9-30-09

This woman has a toddler who has decided to change her name. Apparently, "Kiki" is much more appealing than plain ol' "Ella". hee hee But do I have to call her that in PUBLIC? :P

9-4-09

I'm potty training Ella and just had to explain that she doesn't get M&M's for just farting.

8-19-09

I just caught Ella cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush. See why we call her El Diablo?

8-7-09

Ummm... I don't think that Ella's request for "Toot Loops" don't sound nearly as appetizing as "Fruit Loops" do.