12-27-10

Ella has informed me that she is evil (insert evil cackle here.) You know... because she has an evil PLAN (insert another evil cackle here, for good measure.) Good to know, El. Glad we didn't brand you with the nickname "El Diablo" for nothing.

12-23-10

Ella let us have a solid 8 hours of sleep last night. That happens about as often as we see leprechauns in pink party dresses riding unicorns eating Hershey's bars in our front yard. Seriously. If I hadn't lived it, I would have NEVER believed it. Thank you, Ellie Belly. Momma feels better now. :)

12-16-10

Rhett thinks that I need to start a new blog called "Praying for Poop" in which I talk about potty training a puppy and a toddler at the same time. No thanks. I'd rather not spend MORE time thinking about the toilet habits of the people who live under this roof. :/

12-14-10

Ella and I were discussing visiting Santa at the mall. I mentioned that he would probably ask her if she's been a good girl this year. Me: "Ella, what will you say?" Ella: *hanging her head and not skipping a beat* "I'm sorry, Santa."

12-13-10

Lately, Ella has been absolutely REFUSING to nap. By the time 4 pm rolls around, she is Fouly McFoulerson. So, we're pulling out all the stops. Today, we're going to go buy napping fairies at the store (teeny tiny Tinkerbell figurines.) You know... because napping fairies help you fall asleep and give you the best fairy dreams EVER. Right?! (Let's just all play along, shall we? *wink, wink*)